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आज हम पब्लिश कर रहे हैं लेटेस्ट कलेक्शन की बहुत सारी टीचर एंड स्टूडेंट जोक्स, टीचर स्टूडेंट की फनी शायरी, फनी चुटकुले, टीचर स्टूडेंट कॉमेडी और टीचर स्टूडेंट की जोक्स इमेज।


Teacher and Student jokes

( टीचर स्टूडेंट जोक्स )


Teacher :- Man lo main tumhen 100 paisa Diya aur Tumne 30 paisa kharch kar liye To kitne paise rahenge?

Student :- Aise kaise man Lu, aapane mujhe paise diye hi kab te, pahle paisa do Uske bad hisab karenge.



Teacher and Student jokes



Teacher : Ek tokri mein 25 Aam the 5 sard Gaya to kitne aam rahe.

Student : 25 ?

Teacher : Vah kaise ?

Student : Jo sard Gaya vah bhi to aam hi rahenge sard ne se Kele todi ban jaenge.




Funny Teacher Vs Student jokes



Teacher :- So raha hai kya !

Student :- Nahin sir gravity ke Karan Sar niche gir raha hai.



Teacher student jokes



Teacher student comedy status

( टीचर स्टूडेंट कॉमेडी स्टेटस )



Ladka pariksha hall mein pareshan tha
Teacher ne pucha :- kya hua beta paper mushkil hai ?

Student :- Nahin sir main to yah Soch Raha Hun is prashn ka uttar kis Jeb mein rakha hai.



Teacher student comedy



Teacher :- Narda ko English mein kya kahate Hain ! 

Student :- phd

Teacher :- kya !! Vah kaise

Student :- pajama holding device.



Teacher student comedy status shayari



Teacher :- Kis umra mein sabse jyada maja hai?

Student :- Jawani sir Jawani?

30 sal bad bho student :- Bachpan aur school life mein hi sabse jyada maja tha.



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Teacher Student Memes (Funny chutkule)



Teacher :- Tumhara homework kidhar hai ?

Student :- Sir Apne Baki student ke homework dekh liya !
Teacher :- han ? 

Student :- Mera bhi vahi hai Dekh Kar time waste mat karo.



Funny teacher student memes



Teacher :- Bahuvachan kise kahate Hain ?

Student :- Jab koi bahu Apne sasural walon ko karee-kutty sunaeye to use bahuvachan kahate Hain.



Funny teacher student chutkule



Funny teacher student shayari

( टीचर स्टूडेंट की फनी शायरी )


Teacher :- Tumhara book kidhar hai?
Student :- Ghar per hai sir !

Teacher :- To tum yahan kyon Aaye ho.
Student :- Maje lene ke liye sir.



Teacher student funny shayari



Teacher :- Main padha Raha Hun to tum baat kyon kar rahe ho? 

Student :- Main jab baat kar raha hun to tum kyon padha rahe ho.



Funny teacher student joke shayari



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We do not intend to insult teachers or promote any from of  mistreatment against them. Please do not repeat this in real life.

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